Sahmwhere Ntranzishn

so i’m reading this list -

Things you need to know:
1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer’s Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see dead skin and blackheads come off.
6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer

on #11, my brain is picturing me with a bee sting on one arm.. and in my other hand i’m holding the meat mallet raised and ready to bash the bee sting.

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a previous entry i made had to do with scientists enlisting chickens to help out with fighting avian flu.

and now i’ve come across something else interesting..

cindyswanslife.blogspot
“worried about the possibility of an avian flu pandemic? sauerkraut may be a key to preventing it.

if it’ll help.. i’ll eat it.”

sauerkraut.com
“October 18, 2005—In yet another indication that Sauerkraut is the super food of the 21st century, scientists at Seoul National University have successfully used Kimchi Sauerkraut to treat chickens infected with avian flu.

..sauerkraut is also rich in cruciferous phytochemicals, which have long been proven to have disease fighting powers.

“We saw our sales climb immediately as this news hit,’ says Chris Smith, VP of marketing for Frank’s Sauerkraut, one of the United States’ leading brands of Sauerkraut.”

i wonder, is “kimchi” better than “kosher”? or is there no difference? i forget what brand i’ve bought.

and.. i can imagine so.
how coincidental this all is.. because i’ve been thinking of getting more sauerkraut and sausages for an upcoming meal.

sauerkrautrecipes.com

i wonder.. has the bush administration considered this avenue to fighting avian flu?

i found this google search connected with my blog this evening.

there’s two ways of looking at that..
1) the origin of the word,
2) the origin of the blog entry that used that word

i dont know about any other blog entry. but i know that i have got an entry that uses that word.

archive 2002
otherwise entitled criminetly

on my way home from some night grocery shopping, i looked at the rear-view mirror and noticed that a car was following me with its “christmas lights” on.
-were they maybe wanting me to pull over?.. why, what have i done, i haven’t run a stoplight or anything-

so i found a parking lot and pulled over. when they pulled in too, i knew.. yep. they wanted me.
so, one of them comes to the window and says, “could i see your driver’s license please, ma’am”

i got it out of my purse and handed it over to him.
the cop asked, “didn’t you know we were behind you?”
i thought but didn’t say –there wasn’t any reason for me to be on the look out for any police car wanting me to pull over–

he continued.. “didn’t you hear us?” (they had a siren going?)

“no, i had the radio on.. what’s the problem?.. why did you pull me over?”
“you’ve got a front light out.”
“oh, i didn’t know that..” looking out ahead of me, the lights looked fine. “it looked okay to me.”

he went and stood in front of the light and it was obvious that his pants were not lit up like they would be had a light been shining. busted. he walked back to me. “could i see your registration, ma’am”

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